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rejectedjokes:

Yesterday, we pulled off something so unique and special. Matt Selman (Simpsons writer since 1997) and I co-hosted a Simpsons marathon live video feed. For eight hours and twenty six minutes we watched Simpsons episodes during the FXX marathon and talked about everything Simpsons. Throughout the thirty two guests that showed up, we hear never before told stories, songs, jokes, characters, everything. If you are a Simpsons fan, this will be an enormous treat. You get behind the scenes insight on everything. There is so much awesome in this eight hour YouTube clip which i had no idea was being saved. If you want to watch along with the TV, the Livestream started somewhere during Deep Space Homer.

Here’s the guest list rundown.

0:00:00- We have no idea we are being recorded yet w/ Josh Dove

0:06:41- Hosts Matt Selman (Simpsons writer) and Ben Schwartz (me)

0:16:45- Narf (Neil Campbell)- Famous Simpsons Bootlegger

0:49:00- Prof. James Bringum (Todd Fasen)- Only likes the Harvard jokes

1:04:24- Bonnie Pietila- Casting Director/producer since Tracey Ullman

1:27:19- Josh Weinstein- Writer seasons 4-8/Showrunner seasons 7-8

2:16:25- Adam Pally (Mindy Project), Gil Ozeri (Brooklyn 99)- Fans

2:16:30- Kendall (Alex Fernie)- Conspiracy theorist

2:51:00- Jesse Stern (Writer for COD:Modern Warfare  & Titanfall) -Fan

3:41:25- Allie Goertz- Sings Simpsons songs she wrote

3:49:35 - Joel Cohen and his daughter- Simpsons writer since 2001

4:05:27- Stonecutters LA- LA based Simpsons Trivia group

4:14:45- Patrick Cassels (CollegeHumor)- Fan

4:18:30- Allie sings her Milhouse Song

4:24:20- Michael Price- Simpsons writer since 2002

4:51:30- Scott Aukerman (Comedy Bang Bang Host, Mr. Show)- Fan

5:02:00- Mike Scully- Simpsons writer since 1993/Showrunner season 9-12

5:30:50- Jon Kern- Simpsons writer since 2012

5:45:30 - Nelson Franklin (The Millers)- Fan

5:51:20- Joshua Taback- Simpsons character layout artist

5:54:40- Shaun Cashman- Simpsons director/character layout artist

6:34:20- Kevin Porter (Photographer)- Fan

6:39:00- Carolyn Omine- Simpsons writer since 1998

6:45:30- Tim Long- Simpsons writer since 1998

7:33:00- Jeff Westbrook- Simpsons writer since 2005

7:34:25- Razzle (Comedian)- Fan

7:35:30- Greg Tuculescu (Actor/Comedian)- Fan

7:42:23- Joe Clabby- Al Jean’s assistant since 2011

8:26:32- El Fin

An enormous thank you to Matt Selman for co-hosting and putting this together with me, to all of the amazing guests for coming on, to Kevin Porter for taking photos for over eight hours, to Josh Dove, Andrew Mallonee and Derrick for helping out, a HUGE thank you to Jesse Hara and Haven for supplying us with food, a computer and a room to pull this whole thing off and the biggest thanks of all to The Simpsons for meaning so much to so many for the past twenty five years.

Watch the FULL VIDEO streaming above or by CLICKING HERE

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lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). 
Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

yayasmeen

ziqqawest:

clarknokent:

soleilmoonpocki:

gabnab:

gang0fwolves:

sochiximbashful:

cudrage:

Katt Williams on Dave Chappelle: “But Dave Chappelle was decapitated in front of us. And until we deal that. Until we deal with the fact that a devout Muslim was accused of being a crackhead. And until we establish the fact that they said he went to Africa to smoke cocaine when we know they don’t have running water and food over there. When they don’t have paved roads over there. You saying he flew past Chicago and Miami and LA and New York and Detroit, you saying he went past Cleveland and Fort Pierce, Florida, and he went past Okeechobee and Oakland, you saying he went all the way to another country where they not eating? You talking about somebody who has a wife and children, five children, and lives on a farm, he doesn’t live here in Hollywood. You saying you convince people that person was an insane crackhead? And he hasn’t been on movies and TV for eight years is that correct? Ok then don’t tell me about what you wanna tell me, I just watched you decapitate him in front of me… Then when he made 500 million dollars, even though his contract said he was supposed to get half of it, they said he made too much for the contract to be valid, so we’ll offer you 10% of what you made. You mean he made 500 million and they offered him 50? Yes. And he said, “what do you think my fans are gonna say? When they find out you offered me 10% of what I made you.” And they said, “your fans will believe that you’re a crazy crackhead by the time you get home. And my nigga got on a flight in LA and by the time he got to Ohio it was so. And eight years later he hasn’t been in a movie or television and is just now trying to do his real comeback in Radio City Music Hall. It’s bees like that sometimes.”

Wow. I didn’t know Dave Chappelle was Muslim 😃

Wow

holy shit

damn

open your eyes. 

People don’t just disappear for no reason.

This some real shit